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Competition (3.5 – 3.7)
3.7.02 – Another long-shot: Kyle: I'd love a
t-shirt. Erika: You gotta win or
be a winning date. [Later] Erika: So, got any
plans on how you’re gonna get that t-shirt? Kyle: Well, I know this
great fisherman; I could hook you up with him! Get it!?
Hook? HA! HA! Erika: Oh God. [Still
later] Kyle: I could set you
up with Eli. Erika: I don’t think
he’d go for that. Kyle: Sure he would. Erika: Just a little
while ago, I told him he’s not getting any, and that’s surely enough to
discourage him. Kyle: Yeah, but a date
is a step in the right direction. Erika: Right
direction? What direction is this? Kyle: And by right
direction, I mean the horizontal polka. Erika: There will no
polka, horizontal or otherwise, involving me and Eli. Kyle: Aw, that's a
shame; I play a mean accordion. Erika: Well, you can
try to set me up with Eli, if you’re all about it. Kyle: Nah you gave 'im
da red light, the ol' "onay exsay." 3.6.02 – An unlikely shot: Paula: Can I set you up
with Erik? Erika: Sure. Paula: Ok. Then I hook you up with Erik. Erika: It's not that
simple. Paula: Why not? Erika: You gotta get
Erik to go on a date with me. Paula: Ok, I’m gonna
hook you up with Erik. Here’s two contestants you won’t have to worry about: Joe: I got a
contestant to add, actrually, 2 or maybe 3 of them. Erika: Oh? Joe: Ok, 1:
Erik. ‘Cause you can tell people
you’re dating the mascot. And he’s
famous and owns his own house! Just to
park his car at! Erika: Ok, so are you
gonna set me up with Erik? Joe: Prolly not; I
think he blocked me. I haven't seen
him online in forever. Or I have his
SN wrong. Oh well Erika: Ok. Then who were your other ideas? Joe: Kyle, ‘cause
he’s freakin’ creepy as hell! Erika: No, thanks. Joe: When you see him
a-comin’, you better start runnin’. Erika: He’s got a
cervix scooper! Joe: And 3rd:
the legendary, the one, the only Downtown. Erika: We get along
famously; it would go so well. [Later] Joe: Oh, never mind
about Downtown. Erika: Did you ask
Downtown to go on a date with me?! I knew he wouldn’t do it. What did you tell him? Joe: I was like, “I’m
gonna set you up with this girl.” And
he goes, “Is she hot?” And I’m like, “I'll
let you decide that.” And he goes,
“Who?” And I’m like, “Mike’s
ex-girlfriend.” Downtown: Joe: Why not? Downtown: You’re crazy man; no way. Several reasons: it’s Mike’s ex-girlfriend,
a girl who lives in [Apparently
after a lot of nagging] Downtown: Dude, shut up. Get Yeti.
That’s all I have to say. Jon: Well, if you
don't have any dates for Friday, I'll be free. Erika: Are you
suggesting a date? Jon: Grrrr. Erika: Grrr you. Jon: Yeah. Erika: I’m afraid I’ll
have to turn you down. Jon: Dastardly
temptress. Well the “grrr” was because
I didn't want to ask you out on a date, as I'm sure you well knew. Grrrr. Erika: I’m evil! Jon: You just wanted
to reject me didn't you? Erika: Of course. I take great pleasure in it. Let’s do it again! Jon: Now? Erika: Nah, I was
joking. It’s really only fun the first
time around. Jon: And the second
time? Erika: That’s when I
start throwing bricks. Jon: Well, I've got
to go to class now, so I'm afraid you'll have to throw bricks at someone
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