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Competition (3.9-3.10)
3.10.02 – A more likely possibility than most: Erica: Oh, I may have
to enter this contest! Erika: Sweet. Erica: I can enter
multiple times, right? I have like 3
in mind. Erika: Sure;
absolutely. Erica: You're going to
have a busy spring break. Erika: Awesome. So are you gonna tell me who they are now
or wait ‘til you talk to them? Erica: After I talk
with them. One may have already
entered, but I emailed him tonight to see if it was ok if I entered him. Erika: Ok. Erica: Each email says,
"If you are a good date and help me win this contest, we get free
t-shirts!" Free t-shirts always
get people's attention. Erika: Indeed;
especially ones as cool as those. Erica: I CAN'T SEE
THEM! It makes me angry. Erika: Oh, yeah. Do you want me to mail you the images? Erica: Sure thing,
sweet stuff. Erika: Alrighty. Erica: I'll download
those when Nathan gets here tomorrow.
We may be a team for this. [Later] Erica: One of them is
Steve. Erika: He’s online now. Erica: Ask him if I can
enter him. Erika: Erica told me
she emailed you in reference to the "hook me up" contest. Steve: Yeah, I just got
it. I only just read about the
“contest” a second ago. Erika: Erica wants to know
if she can enter you in the contest. Steve: Sure. Erika: Ok, she’s
excited. Erica: Awesome. One entry for team Nathan-Erica. I should hear from the other two
tomorrow. I told Nathan about the
contest. Erika: Does he think
I’m crazy? Erica: No, he’s all
about it. He was like, “Oh, I got some
friends I could set her up with.” Erika: Awesome. I am still not a lesbian. Well, except for Steph: Steph: I want to enter
my friend Stephan in your whore, I mean hook up with you contest. He's hot; he looks like me with a goatee. Erika: Mmm. I can’t wait to meet him. Some people need brains: Erika: So, got any more
potential dates? Joe: An unofficial
one at the time; it’s a long shot. Erika: Oh? Joe: His name’s
Aaron. He’s from Erika: I don’t think
this is gonna work. Joe: But his Erika
goes to school in Erika: Yes, but you
see, I’m not her. Joe: But you live in
the same state and have the same name. Erika: I’m sure there
are plenty of us. Joe: Of us? Your people? The Erikas?
In Erika: Yes. Joe: Unheard of. Erika: AIEEE! Joe: But this is
Aaron were talking about. And he lives
in Erika: Aaron, who has a
girlfriend. Joe: Yes! So? Erika: So, no. Joe: I’m sure me and
Downtown could arrange a horrible accident to happen to her. Erika: No. Joe: In fact, he’s
from the NJ area! That’s how I know
him. Erika: But see, he’s
not single. Joe: But we could
arrange it! Erika: No. Please, no violence. Joe: No violence
needed; we’re professionals. Erika: No meddling. Joe: But it’s Aaron
S! Are you dissing him ‘cause he’s
Jewish? Erika: DEAR GOD, NO! Mike: Downtown wants
to set you up with Fat Ed. Erika: I already got
three offers from him and Joe: Yeti, "Dimmy," and Aaron S. Mike: Oh, prolly
Jimmy, not Dimmy, and all those are bad. Erika: Well, yes,
Jimmy, but apparently Joe calls him “Dimmy.”
And yes, they are bad. Mike: Guess so. I’d ‘a’ been on list if we weren’t friends,
you know. Erika: Yeah. But you’re cool. Mike: Well, yeah. Yeah, you need better contestants. Joe: I have the most
quotes; pathetic! Erika: Yes, but Paula
is the only one with a date! Joe: Ok. I'd set you up with Mike, but since you
just broke up with him, I keep him off the list. Erika: Oh, I see. Well, that’s very keen of you. 3.9.02 – Another unlikely: [This
occurred during one of the “me seducing Eli only to turn him down”
encounters.] Eli: So there’s a
“Hook Erika Up” contest? You just
enter yourself and you get a date with Erika? Erika: Sort of. I can accept or decline any potential date,
though. You have to read the rules. Eli: Oh, ok. |